always good when you feel like you’ve got alzeimers the night before your exam.
not really quite sure why but I bought a gnome today and I was going to call him Archimedes but instead I’m going to call him Englebert after our wicked eurovision entry.
“Today I armed my kids with unrolled paperclips and asked them to pop the two-week-old helium balloons that have been kicking around our house at ground level since my daughter’s birthday. I was not aware that my 8 year old daughter had given the balloons personalities and was really not happy with my plans for them. She was so upset she couldn’t talk, but marched into the room and gave me this note.” (xx)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :(
I’m glad that I’ve decided to eat healthy for my exams and proud I have gone about this by eating 150% of my daily calorific intake in haribo supermix for my dinner
someone’s listening to ‘rap’ music really loud upstairs but I don’t want to go and ask them to turn it down because if they’re the kind of person who listens to that kind of thing I’m too scared to even make eye contact.
Someone keeps leaving the kitchen door open and food keeps on going missing. i think it’s the same person nicking the food and leaving the door open so we think it’s someone from another floor.
I bought myself two sticky toffee puddings and some cream and now I just have cream and it’s made me want to slit my wrists.
I got an email today saying
“congratulations in passing this module with 100%”
I definitely didn’t get 100%, I got another one 10 minutes later saying
“Congratulations on passing this module with at least the pass mark”
ahahahahah owwww
What’s nice about university is that you meet people who are researching really clever important things but there are other things they do too so that doesn’t define them and everyone looks like tramps or that there mum still buys their pants like they still haven’t got it quite together yet and nobody’s pretending they have.
